Bodrillpangyak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome gorilla.

Bodrillpangyak created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodrillpangyak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bodrillpangyak, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bodrillpangyak's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bodrillpangyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Bodrillpangyak loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.