Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, compassionate chinchilla.

Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg, he will destroy your home planet.

Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured hamsters.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Sterzaklarp Gamdodleg six times a day.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.