Mongat is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating squid.

Mongat created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mongat, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mongat, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Mongat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Mongat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.