Sadyattsog is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous rhinoceros.

Sadyattsog created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Sadyattsog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Sadyattsog, she will be very sad.

Sadyattsog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Sadyattsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.