Komcemjap is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, overgenerous warg.

Komcemjap created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komcemjap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komcemjap, it will turn you into a worm.

Komcemjap's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Komcemjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Never wear scarves.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.