Citbogyim is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent wombat.

Citbogyim created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Citbogyim, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Citbogyim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Citbogyim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Citbogyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Citbogyim on top of all buildings.