Ruttfotlargbed is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair crane.

Ruttfotlargbed created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfotlargbed, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruttfotlargbed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ruttfotlargbed's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ruttfotlargbed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mites.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttfotlargbed.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.