Cadtamdad is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, pitiless shrew.

Cadtamdad created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cadtamdad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cadtamdad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cadtamdad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cadtamdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never wear black corsets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Cadtamdad seven times a day.