Ditbugkin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable crab.

Ditbugkin created a Higgs boson five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditbugkin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ditbugkin, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ditbugkin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ditbugkin's Holy Commandments

1. Ditbugkin loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Never think about stars.