Carbenfig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking tapir.

Carbenfig created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carbenfig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Carbenfig, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Carbenfig's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Carbenfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about goats.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carbenfig.