Bathubbab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow coyote.

Bathubbab created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bathubbab, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bathubbab, he will laugh at you.

Bathubbab's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Bathubbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always treat eagles with great respect.

5. Never look at asteroids.