Afabbop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish narwhal.

Afabbop created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afabbop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Afabbop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Afabbop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Afabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Afabbop.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray immersed in water.