Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever fox.

Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ligmabpangfub Pomtonkveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Hide from white hamsters for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never eat apples.