Hogkipflannurtvagwod is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, competent narwhal.

Hogkipflannurtvagwod created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Hogkipflannurtvagwod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hogkipflannurtvagwod, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Hogkipflannurtvagwod's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hogkipflannurtvagwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

2. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. You must love Hogkipflannurtvagwod.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Hogkipflannurtvagwod on top of all buildings.