Sindimpon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow capybara.

Sindimpon created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sindimpon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sindimpon, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sindimpon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sindimpon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Sindimpon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not make images of living things.