Sasbudpib Getgepdab is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humane sheep.

Sasbudpib Getgepdab created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasbudpib Getgepdab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sasbudpib Getgepdab, he will come to you in dreams.

Sasbudpib Getgepdab's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sasbudpib Getgepdab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Sasbudpib Getgepdab.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Always obey Sasbudpib Getgepdab's priests.