Pogkiprap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain dingo.

Pogkiprap created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogkiprap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogkiprap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pogkiprap's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pogkiprap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never wear gray kilts.

4. Never sit near squirrels.

5. Always help nematodes in need.