Lancutgum is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, temperamental dove.

Lancutgum created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lancutgum, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lancutgum, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lancutgum's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Lancutgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not stand on grass.