Bimkem is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, amazing skunk.

Bimkem created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bimkem, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bimkem, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bimkem's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Bimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Put Bimkem first in all things.

5. Never feed carrots to capybaras while wearing red trousers.