Satgepsis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, strong snake.

Satgepsis created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satgepsis, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Satgepsis, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Satgepsis' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Satgepsis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight turtles approach from the north.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.