Rakflamren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring snake.

Rakflamren created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakflamren, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rakflamren, she will turn you into a puffin.

Rakflamren's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Rakflamren's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.