Mitmidsab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless naga.

Mitmidsab created the world nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mitmidsab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mitmidsab, he will turn you into a tree.

Mitmidsab's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mitmidsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. Always help sick whales.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Retreat if six snails approach from the south.