Zodgovcun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, confident horse.

Zodgovcun created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodgovcun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zodgovcun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Zodgovcun's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Zodgovcun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never bounce near otters.

5. Never skip in the presence of ants.