Hotbusnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, confident fish.

Hotbusnurt created an up quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotbusnurt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hotbusnurt, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hotbusnurt's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Hotbusnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hotbusnurt.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.