Habappomt is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud otter.

Habappomt created bats five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Habappomt, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Habappomt, she will be mildly annoyed.

Habappomt's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Habappomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never hurt cats.

4. Always look after injured sheep.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.