Pakflagkar is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, two-faced dryad.

Pakflagkar created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakflagkar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pakflagkar, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Pakflagkar's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Pakflagkar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. You must pray to Pakflagkar seven times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.