Donjipbun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring rat.

Donjipbun created the Small Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donjipbun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Donjipbun, she will make you grow a tail.

Donjipbun's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Donjipbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donjipbun.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never feed parsnips to otters while wearing mauve shirts.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.