Zedstigcud is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, smart dryad.

Zedstigcud created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedstigcud, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Zedstigcud, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Zedstigcud's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Zedstigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of mice.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.