Lunmanbus is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, thoughtless cobra.

Lunmanbus created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Lunmanbus, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lunmanbus, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lunmanbus' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Lunmanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Lunmanbus on top of important buildings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about gravity.