Dibrutwip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable centipede.

Dibrutwip created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibrutwip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibrutwip, it will turn you into a duck.

Dibrutwip's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Dibrutwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Always treat snails with great respect.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always obey Dibrutwip's priests.