Mipdotsawbumgoftun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane horse.

Mipdotsawbumgoftun created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdotsawbumgoftun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipdotsawbumgoftun, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Mipdotsawbumgoftun's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mipdotsawbumgoftun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Always pray immersed in water.