Jonbothak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unjust jaguar.

Jonbothak created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jonbothak, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jonbothak, she will turn you into a goat.

Jonbothak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Jonbothak's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of gulls.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never hurt mites.