Cidbagab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate hare.

Cidbagab created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbagab, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cidbagab, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidbagab's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cidbagab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about cats.

5. Never think about asteroids.