Xucdobstip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart alligator.

Xucdobstip created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdobstip, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Xucdobstip, it will cry a lot.

Xucdobstip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Xucdobstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Xucdobstip.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always obey Xucdobstip's priests.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.