Kikzannurl is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced eagle.

Kikzannurl created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikzannurl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikzannurl, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kikzannurl's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kikzannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about stars.