Ligboghim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, confident grasshopper.

Ligboghim created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligboghim, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligboghim, she will come to you in dreams.

Ligboghim's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Ligboghim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ligboghim's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.