Cetkonstan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sapient ant.

Cetkonstan created the solar system three million years ago.

If you believe in Cetkonstan, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cetkonstan, she will come to you in dreams.

Cetkonstan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cetkonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never eat green fruit.