Straghuntin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, competent grasshopper.

Straghuntin created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Straghuntin, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Straghuntin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Straghuntin's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Straghuntin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Straghuntin.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.