Shavrowcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, stupid goat.

Shavrowcem created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavrowcem, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Shavrowcem, it will jump up and down on your head.

Shavrowcem's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Shavrowcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not hurt monkeys.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Never think about gravity.