Gannell is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome duck.

Gannell created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gannell, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gannell, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gannell's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Gannell's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always obey Gannell's priests.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Gannell on top of all buildings.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Do not cook food in pots.