Pagxuckwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying goat.

Pagxuckwip created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagxuckwip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pagxuckwip, she will destroy your favourite star.

Pagxuckwip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Pagxuckwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.