Cidbanbit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent yak.

Cidbanbit created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbanbit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbanbit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cidbanbit's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Cidbanbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. You must love Cidbanbit.