Pidfenleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate mole.

Pidfenleg created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidfenleg, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Pidfenleg, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pidfenleg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pidfenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Never wear orange tights.

3. Always help snakes.

4. Always obey Pidfenleg's priests.

5. Do not make images of living things.