Capdanbot is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic wolf.

Capdanbot created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capdanbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Capdanbot, she will turn you into a plant.

Capdanbot's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Capdanbot's Holy Commandments

1. Sharks are not to be trusted.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never go into blue rooms.