Jenlibtaf is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, happy fairy.

Jenlibtaf created snails twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenlibtaf, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenlibtaf, it will turn you into a duck.

Jenlibtaf's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jenlibtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never paint your feet green.

5. Always wear white.