Binrulhom Vedsagsomton is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, witty centipede.

Binrulhom Vedsagsomton created the Whirlpool Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binrulhom Vedsagsomton, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Binrulhom Vedsagsomton, he will destroy your home solar system.

Binrulhom Vedsagsomton's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Binrulhom Vedsagsomton's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always obey Binrulhom Vedsagsomton's priests.

3. Hide if five birds approach from the south.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.