Kipsafdot is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tiresome pig.

Kipsafdot created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kipsafdot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kipsafdot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kipsafdot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Kipsafdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hide from orange foxes for they are unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.