Zubbonhubzut is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, idiotic lion.

Zubbonhubzut created the planet Earth two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zubbonhubzut, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zubbonhubzut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zubbonhubzut's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zubbonhubzut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. Always obey Zubbonhubzut's priests.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never pour water over plants.