Dimarnyem is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, uncaring scorpion.

Dimarnyem created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimarnyem, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimarnyem, she will laugh at you.

Dimarnyem's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Dimarnyem's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dimarnyem five times a day.

2. Never eat peas.

3. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not make images of living things.