Tigzagdit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, conceited crane.

Tigzagdit created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigzagdit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tigzagdit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tigzagdit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tigzagdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigzagdit.

5. Never talk about planets.